Tabula Rasa

Not sure what one is supposed to pair with passion fruit wine, but this cheese is NOT it.

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No, A&E, I do NOT want to watch “Intervention” in HD. Why is that even an option?

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—	Late night musings

Wow, got a little teary at the Biggest Loser. Maybe that means I’M the biggest loser.

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Michele Bachmann is a complete fucking moron, but I know there are pictures of her that don’t look like she’s about to give someone a blowjob. Why can’t we print those? Way to go, media.

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Watching Dateline. Some “good Christian man” may or may not have murdered his wife. THE SUSPENSE IS KILLING HER!

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—	Watching 2 a.m. TV

Get off my TV, Bob Villa! It’s not the 1980s anymore.

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—	Late night musings

Just because something is alive does not make it a life. Eggs and sperm are a prime example of this. In fact, every time I DON’T get pregnant, I kill an egg. It’s a potential child. And I’m a potential Nobel laureate. But I’m not one.

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—	Me, in a Facebook abortion debate (my class knows no bounds)

If Palin or Bachmann were ever in a coma and lost higher brain function, how would we know?

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Me

You know what I’m going to miss about newspapers? You can’t roll up the Huffington Post and kill a bug with it.

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Thinking of rocking out some Kanye at karaoke on Wednesday. Hell, I might even interrupt somebody while I’m at it!

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